filler post cos not much has been happening.
"Cupid's Chokehold"(feat. Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy)
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend
And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'
I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is
We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
It's been awhile since we talked last
and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son
And I know you heard the last song
about the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)
I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)
It's gonna be a long drive home
but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like here
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
goodluck for ccts guys.
yesterday seems so far away
daniel (the softball one. aka
the mainstream) will do anything to save money.
on wednesday during training my hand got a hell lot of blisters cos i was swinging the bat alot and i was bitching and whining about it (cos it was really painful) so slau said 'why dont u borrow my batting glove?'
i said, 'a batting glove is personal, man!! like a condom!! would you use somebody else's one!? ESPECIALLY AFTER HE HAS USED IT?'
daniel said, 'can turn it inside out and use what.'
daniel obviously has 'money-saving for dummies' hidden somewhere on his body. along with (i hav this guailan feeling that this might be true...) various inside-out condoms.
seriously. wth. -_-
yesterday seems so far away
i think our class really rocks.
as in seriously, it is a really great and positive change from my sec1 and sec2 classes. when i first came into 3P last year i was like 'wah shit, im the only guy from 2P so this class is going to be hell and what's more, everybody seems really quiet and stuff' but after a while, i realised that 3P (and now 4P) is a really great class to be in. and it feels really good to be part of such a united class because there are no really distinct cliques in our class (besides ding and gareth who are gay, and will and tom who are... um. gay too. although tom seems kinda bisexual cos he has some peicai girlfriend o_0) and everybody just mixes around and has fun together, engaging in fruitful activities like beating the crap out of jorel.
i remember in sec1 and 2, where my class was so horribly divided into like the 'pros' such as kevin boo, zhemin, lionel, keeyao etc and the 'noobs' like benhong, calvin goh, yiksin etc and it was really pretty sickening cos i was like floating inbetween the two, trying to make friends with both cliques and thus unable to be fully accepted into either. it really sucked. but in 4P everybody just screws around together and has fun, and even though there are groups of people always together like leoson edmond and moses, or kevinlim and... whoever wants to talk to him, it doesn't matter because nobody in the class really dislikes one person (besides for one guy i wont mention) in particular.
i mean, we all laugh at peng and make fun of him, but what we don't really hate him or want to kill him or anything. okay fine i guess sometimes we want to knock that bloody head off, but it's unlike my old class where everybody used to make fun of yiksin and benhong, and really hated them and stuff. we have idiots like seetow and slau and jorel (this one is a REAL idiot.) who can make everyone laugh so that everybody can just screw around and have fun, instead of having to pick your friends and stick with them all the time, limiting yourself to just a few guys to talk to. i guess ding limits himself to just one guy but. nvm it's great to be in 4P!! i mean, i've even grown used to jotham (which is faintly disturbing as it kinda shows i might be turning gay)!!
it seems that im always messing around with 4Q guys, but its not cos im mentally disturbed or i like being called merrillina or anyth (I DO NOT LIKE BEING CALLED MERRILLINA) but being with them is great because there's no backstabbing or hypocritical remarks or lying; everybody's just getting together for the sake of friendship and fun and there's no ulterior motive in anything we do!! although somehow we always manage to piss someone off in the process (usually the teacher). it seems that 4P and 4Q are the gep classes where everybody's just happy being with each other, and there're no politics involved. it's a nice change from sec1 and sec2; in 1P and 2P there were always arguments within the class which forced everyone into different groups but in 3P and 4P, it seems that all we ever do is argue with the teacher. and that, to me, is simply fantastic. it rocks. ((: i hope that when we go to rj we wont split up and jio girls and stuff. though im pretty sure we will.
i know this is really random and all, but well if you guys think about it, you'll realise how great it is to be in 4P. you look at 4M where everybody's in different cliques and stoning in their small 'designated' groups, and at 4L where there's a retard called jinghua who belongs to some chemical testing medical facility, and you can't help but think, 4P is seriously one of the best classes to be in!! i mean like, look at our pe lessons! even though our chem teacher keeps saying we suck, we're not the ones who resort to flicking our own 'test-tubes', eh? we r0x0rs ftw. :D
btw im going to link toiletfreak soon cos i know slau cant wait to flame him. -_-
P.S. omx paris hilton is hot. as in really, really, hot. omx. and happy chinese new year everyone!!!
yesterday seems so far away
OKAY. OKAY. UPDATED.
hahahaha omx today was damn retarded xD we spent our morning stoning in the hall listening to talenttime and making fun of every house except MOOR HOUSE (cos it's my house and we are w1nn3rs!!!), although the moor juniors kinda looked like they were heavy drug abusers. as in. let-me-shove-that-tube-of-crack-up-my-nose kinda abusers, seeing how fast their feet moved and how they wore masks of pigs. yes. pigs. okay maybe they weren't masks, it could be just that they looked like pigs, so i dont know. o_0 the teachers around us got pretty pist cos we were basically jus poking funny at everyone and well we got told of by mrs. lim quite alot of times. but what to expect, we were making a hell lotta noise. there was one part where buckley ppl asked us to stand up to sing along but nobody stood up. nonetheless, leehe and i played a huge part by standing up, doing pelvic thrusts and shouting 'HAADOGHEYY!!!!' it is not really a surprise that buckley screwed up. as usual. oh well, peng is committee what to say.
after school we didn't know what to do so we went to watch ghostrider. it was pretty stupid. -_- there is only so many times you can watch a guy's head burn before you wish you had a freakin hose by your side. instead, what we had was neo by our side. neo, who was making a lot of noise. neo, who was trying to jump onto timo's lap and pretend to be joyce. neo, who is a stupid bugger. it's damn fun to watch movies wif neo but it's damn embarassing too xD well i guess it's worth it just for kicks (as in. it's worth kicking neo.)!!!
after that i went to gym then went wif leehe to meet his churchfrens. they're called a 'cell' and i have no idea why, unless during church time everybody is confined to different cells like prisoners (albeit probably chained to bibles instead of metal balls). i have this feeling they call each other 'cellmates' which is pretty damn disturbing. would you want to be called my cellmate huh.
epic movie (which we watched after that) is total bullshit xD i mean it's damn funny and everyth is so stupid i choked on my food but it's seriously damn full of crap and it's only a one hour show so i guess you should only watch it if you have nothing better to do in that one hour (playing WOW does not count, u sad losers) and u have $7.50 to waste. which we proceeded to do. i laughed throughout the entire movie cos it was seriously hilarious (ooh oxymoron) but ya its not fanatastic or anyth so it's up to you guys whether you want to watch it or not. =S
ARGH!
CCTS are coming. i am contemplating two choices; 1) going to ask the teachers in charge of softball for some kinda solution cos our matches start on that freaking week so i'll probably fail (but not as badly as jorel) and 2) suicide. something keeps telling me that the second choice has a higher % chance of succeeding but. i don't know. yet. the building opposite my house looks awfully high though.
IN CONCLUSION!!! today was a stupid but funny day wheeee ftw (Y)!!1!!!1! cant wait for the next holiday (: sigh~
yesterday seems so far away
today we watched a bio video of some woman breastfeeding her baby.
and. ya. in short, it was a very leaky procedure.
i don't think i have much more to say. 0_0
will try to blog more tmr cos v tired + sleepy now.
yesterday seems so far away
this is a filler post because i have really no idea what to post but i don't want my blog to die!!!!1!! DONT DIE!!! AHH!!!!
today i went to cut my hair. and now it's damn short. not the damn short as in 'yongster you are damn short' but damn short as in 'bacteria can use my hair as toothbrush bristles or violin bow' kinda short. ya. that kinda short!!!! knn!!! (i hav realised i havnt used knn for a very very long time, and using it makes me feel pleased. teeheehee. xD)
convo i am currently having wif jorel right now:
`Çhanky; sepia.~* says:
i still havent cutted my hair
[merrill']9 says:
hmm
[merrill']9 says:
okay
[merrill']9 says:
well you could stook ur head in the microwave at the same time.
seriously, there are not many comebacks you can give to a guy who says he hasn't cutted his hair yet, besides throwing him a bloody dictionary and maybe stooking it up his ass.
ytd after training we softballers went pastamania to eat and we called some sec 3 girl named amanda wif my phone (yes. you read it right. my phone.) and told her shihao liked her. which was a blatant but funny lie, and who the heck cares :D (besides shihao... and then ... uh. who the heck cares!?)
disclaimer: a large part of this post was deleted due to the possibility that the ppl mentioned above would get pissed off. therefore i would like to stress that amanda, shihao and me are purely fictional characters and all similarities to real life ppl wif those particular names are totally coincidental and accidental, and made up by people wif nothing better to do. ya.
then there was this training where everyone was damn tired and daniel wanted to say 'guys! warm down!' but what came out of his mouth was... 'dessert! dessert!' we were all like 0_o wth! but he quickly said smth like 'AHHH SHIT. I MEAN... GUYS, WARM DOWN!!' but i cannot blame him cos at that time our minds were all thinking abt the stuff we wanted the most. i would have said 'SLEEP!' and slau would have probly screamed 'SEX! SEX!!' But he does that all the time anyway so no big deal i guess. If he had screamed 'i am going to fast like gandhi and not be a chubby boy anymore!!' then i might have died of shock, among the failures of other various bodily processes.
today, i have just realised something else.
i sound like i am on drugs.
this calls for immediate action. pass the freaking knife.
then...
pass jorel!!! xD woohoo you thought i was gonna cut MYSELF!? NO WAY!
oaky filler post done yay goodnite byebye tmr got math cct i am going to fail and grow up as a failure. tadaa.
yesterday seems so far away
I am very lazy to post anyth today leh. just went gym so v tired zzz tmr still got training. i'll jus say smth which kevin said today during pe lesson.
merrill: 'eh cake, your leg got rash again ah.'
tze ern: 'yes and i have 2 penii.' okay fine he didn't actually say that but i cant rmb what he said so let's just pretend he said that.
kevin lim: 'haha are you sure it isnt mould? cos cake will grow mould when you leave it outside. hahaha okay dont hit me.'
*whack*
kevin lim: 'owwww'
you know, i think we should just shoot kevinlim. o_0 seriously. shoot the bloody bugger.
Walk Away (Paula Deanda ft. The Dey)I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Yeah, I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Yeah, you're gonna remember me boo
I'm gonna remember you too
I can't forget all the crazy shh we used to do
You was doing too much, I wasn't doing enough
That's what your friends say, you got a man anyway
I can't explain them either,
I don't wanna leave ya
Hell yeah, it's hard to walk away when I see you
When I see you I remember when the day
You put your shoes on before and moved on before I could say
I saw you with your new girl just yesterday
And I feel that I must confess
Even though it kills me to have to say
I'll admit that I was impressed
I guess I'd call it show of affection
Gotta commend you on your selection
Though I know I shouldn't be concerned
In the back of my mind I can't help but question
Does she rub your feet
When you've had a long day
And scratch your scalp
When you take out your braids
Does she know you like to play PS2
'Til 6 in the morning like I do
I can't explain this feeling (yeah)
I think about it everyday
And even though we've moved on (uh huh)
It gets so hard to walk away
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Walk away
Walk away
(Forever you will live in my memory)
Walk away
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Walk away
I can't forget how we used to be
I guess I have to live my life from day to day
Hoping maybe you'll come back
I know I tell myself not to be afraid to move on
But it seems I can't
Though my new man is giving me attention
But it ain't the same as your affection
I know that I should be content
In the back of my mind I can't help but question
Does he kiss me on my forehead
Before we lay
Show up on my doorstep
With a bouquet
Does he call me in the middle of the day
Just to say baby I love you like you used to
I can't explain this feeling (I can't explain) (yeah)
I think about it everyday (everyday)
And even though we've moved on (moved on) (uh huh)
It gets so hard to walk away
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Walk away
Walk away (walk away)
(Forever you will live in my memory)
Walk away
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Walk away, yeah
I can't forget how we used to be
I'm gonna remember you
You're gonna remember me
The things we did, the way we share our fantasies
Just you and me, my friend, my love, my family
How did we lose the love that was meant to be
Sometimes I kiss her, wish that it was you that I'm kissin'
Sometimes I miss him, wish that it was you that I'm missin'
Sometimes I hug her, wish that it was you that I'm huggin'
And I realize how much I'm buggin
I miss you
So how do I express this feeling
'Cause nobody compares to you
And you know that she'll never love you like I do(Yeah)
I can't explain this feeling (uh huh)
I think about it everyday (everyday) (yeah)
And even though we've moved on (yeah)
It gets so hard to walk away
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Walk away (walk away)
Walk away (walk away)
Walk away
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Walk away
I can't forget how we used to be
(I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Forever you will live in my memory
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me)
I can't explain this feeling
I think about it everyday (everyday)
And even though we've moved on (moved on)
It gets so hard to walk away
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Walk away (walk away)
Walk away (walk away)
(Forever you will live in my memory)
Walk away
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
Walk away
I can't forget how we used to be
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
I'm gonna remember you, you're gonna remember me
damn i love that song. :\ no idea why.
yesterday seems so far away
i didn't go training for the first time in i have no idea how many million years cos i wanted to take a break. with training, school takes up like more than half of my day. and now without training, i have nothing to do. o_0"
screw i know my blogskin is some emo shit but wa lao it was the only one which looked good. so im stuck with this. at least, until i get better at photoshop (and hopefully html though that will probably never happen) so that i can make my own blogskins. sadly, i suck **** at photoshop, which is why i am always asking for tami's help.
P.S. ANYBODY WHO'S GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP PLS TELL ME COS SHE IS ALWAYS BLACKMAILING ME AND I AM GETTING V ANGRY. THX!!
come on!! i need help here! (and somehow when i see 'v angry' i think of viagra i have no idea why. screw.)
i have realised that some of my juniors are extremely retarded. as you all know, in RI the rugby posts are somewhere near the softball diamond so there is a chance that people might knock into the posts when tryin to catch the ball or are blind. one of my brilliant sec3s asked mr chng 'sir, how come they put cushions on the poles already!?' i asked him 'wth u bloody cuckoo would u rather knock into smth soft or smth hard?' then mr chng said 'aiya merrill, they sec 3 only, maybe by the time they're sec4 they'll realise knocking into something hard is pretty painful. idiots.'
okay that's a valid point, i guess. o_0 thanks mr chng.
i have not been sleeping very well and i suspect this has something to do with watching weird al yankovic's videos on youtube every night before i sleep -_- i have this feeling i laugh alot in my sleep, resulting in me choking for breath and waking up trying to tear out my windpipe. here's the song that's stuck in my head and it's cake's fault cos he asked me to watch it on youtube and made me die laughing, that bugger. now i'm hooked. shit.
"White & Nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovic
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all thinkI'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy...
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun!
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon.
They see me roll on, my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy~
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo!
Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP!
Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
The gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
hmm i have realised three things over this week.
1) i should stop pushing jorel cos he is always crying like a freakin baby.
2) it's a big effort to try to be nice xD (and i am not succeeding so far.)
3) i am very black.
yesterday seems so far away
hahaha this is my first post just for testing
uh. ya. *test*
damn i really hope this blog doesn't die too soon, though i have this feeling it will.
o_0 now, what the heck is wrong with the title of the post, wth.
no links yet but um jus wait.
yesterday seems so far away
