4Q a lot of ppl hav started playing gameboy and this trend was started by a particular moron called jonathan neo who bought a gameboy sp and pokemon fire red and brought it to school, and was quickly followed by idiots like ajay and (the biggest one, figuratively and literally) SLAU. i call slau the biggest idiot is because he now he cant stop playing the freaking gameboy and is like hardcoring in class and crap like that. and his pokemon keep beating the crap out of marrill. i find that really shitty >:0 i think marrill should pwn everyone else. dammit.
slau asked smth like 'how to fish!' then kevin said 'grab a rod.' then everyone started laughing. then kevin said 'seriously, ppl will giv you rods. the first rod is old rod cos it's from an old man. second one is good rod cos its from a good man. next is super rod cos it's from superman!!' i was like AHHHH -_- WTH @)#%*@%!! kevin is seriously full of retarded shit like that. he was like 'i bet steve jobs has alot of siblings' and started providing examples (for those who're too dumb, think about two-word phrases which end with job.) kevin also told me some pokemon's 'vital throw' meant grab the guy's vitals and throw, so i asked him if 'gentle throw' meant grab the guy's genitals and throw. he said 'ya, gentle is probably some bad japanese translation of genital anyway.' what the heck!!!1! today i said 'shudup you malaysian' then he said 'shudup you merrillsian' and i found myself at a loss of words as to what to counter that unique reply. shit.
then there's always jorel, who is a a piece of retarded shit. (note the difference between this and kevinlim) he said 'yes!' when i told him 'jorel i'll beat you at every test, except probably a stupidity test.' after that he thought about it for a few minutes and said 'NO!!!'. immediately after that he started laughing, and banged his head against the wall. -_- some chink in the evolutionary ladder is to blame, i guess. then today he wanted to say 'are you deaf!?' and it came out as... *drum roll*... 'IS YOU BLIND!?' 0_0!!! WTF!!! he gets stranger and stranger everyday. he even grabbed nat's boobs, and that is already really disturbing. as in. would you grab a guy's boobs. -_- not to mention that they are... triangular and jiggle when he runs. okay maybe not jiggle, more like flap up and down with wet slapping sounds (yucks). okay i thnk i dont need to say more.
wa lao today i spend one chem lesson at hiok's bench and i've realised he is damn pro. i.e. damn pro at randomly swearing whenever smth happens. today he shouted 'i never bring my worksheet to the lab! what the fk!!!' when our chem teacher was standing right in front of him. mr koh gave him some funny look and didn't say anything. i get this strange feeling our teachers hav given up on us. i was mugging SS during math lesson and mr teo walked over and asked 'MERRILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING' and i said 'reading ss notes, sir.' he looked at me and said 'i can see that.' then he walked away. o_0 v good. either our class has lost all hope within the teachers, or their bodies have been taken over by aliens who are apparently very nice. and are clueless as to what certain swear words mean. *nudges daniel lee*
wa lao the post damn long alr. i continue some other time. just some food for thought...
`Çhanky; between now and then, till i see you again. says:
i haf 6 black nipples ):
yesterday seems so far away